What we call it. FOR GURUS ONLY

sez... let's take life as a computer program...

With a very large storage space(CHARACTER),

with different data types, the good part is,

There is no prior declaration of data variable types (DESTINY).

The Random Access Memory (BRAIN PROCESSING) locations are waiting to be filled up with different data types.

In its case, there is no running out of memory location,

neither is there a variable or constant to small to fit into any available location.

It accepts all data types.

The task of choosing what variable will b put into what location,

is what we all know as chiildhood and teenage life.

The task of getting to know what sub function (METHOD)

OR

Array is to be called at what time,

is what we refer to as Maturity.

On the other hand,

the task of figuring out the bugs stopping ur program from compiling,

even when it seems that all steps have been layed right,

is known as Adulthood...

Calling the assistance of another programmer, is what we call advice (FRIENDSHIP).

When your program runs properly for a certain period of time

and

it seems like everything was done right and it was time to relax,

and

then it crashes, dats a point wer u knw as "Premature death".

When it runs well for a very long period of time,

and

you are tired of maintaining the program, and

it is beginnin to seem outdated, that's when we use the phrase "passed away".

Finally, u r ur own software architect,

Ur God might be the genius behind the design of the programming language (Humanity),

but its up to you to

manipulate,

encapsulate,

polymorphise

or

inherit all that you can,

to make you an outstanding programmer.

- Tonye.